ETHAN BLUMENTHAL

The San Francisco Giants are 15-24, nine games back in the division and only a game ahead of the lowly Padres. They’ve fallen and their life alert button isn’t working. An optimist might say, “well it’s a long season,” but I’m more of a pessimist, scratch that, a realist, and I say, “dude they suck.” As you may have heard, Giants ace, Madison Bumgarner, rode his dirt bike into the DL and hopes to return in early August. For those who aren’t great at math, when your best play

If you have ever listened to my podcast, read one of my articles or watched my show, you’re probably aware of my thoughts on the NBA. And if you haven’t done any of those things, then what’s your deal? For the most part, for a lack of a more eloquent term, I think the NBA is stupid. But today is a new day and today my thoughts have changed. What I’ve realized is that… JUST KIDDING! The NBA is even dumber than I ever thought it was. Allow me to explain. If you’ve been watchi