Johnny Football considering name change to “Sh**, I can’t believe I screwed everything up.”
In the most shocking sports news, Johnny Manziel will be signing autographs and taking pictures at two memorabilia shops at Texas Malls during Super Bowl week. And here’s the kicker, you have to pay money! $99 for an autograph or a picture and $29 if you want him to add an inscription like, “Johnny Football” or “Play hard,” or “I’ve been a selfish rich white guy my whole life and my drug and party habits ruined my chance at my dream job of being an NFL quarterback.” That ins