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Are NBA teams tanking harder than usual this year?

Well we all know what’s at stake, the human highlight reel, the guy who makes large men seem small, Thor if Thor could actually fly, the...

Nine ways to fix NFL overtime

The 2019 AFC and NFC championship games will be remembered for the quality of the games almost as much as they’ll be remembered for how...

Six things more likely to happen than Cody Parkey hitting the uprights six times this season

Unless you are just waking up from a coma, or the less likely scenario that you don’t care about football, you’ve probably seen Bears’...

Jared Goff to see specialist about getting Khalil Mack out of his nightmares

It’s all fun and games and until someone gets hurt and as LA Rams QB Jared Goff can attest, that injury doesn’t have to be physical....

Pick-Up basketball player believes he would have gone pro if he was taller, more athletic.

Jacob Samuels looks like any other basketball player at his local Xsport Fitness on a Tuesday night in December, he’s a 5’ 9’, 170 lbs,...

Chatwood walks 127 batters in a row but Maddon not concerned: “Stuff looked good.”

Even as a reliever, Cub’s offseason acquisition Tyler Chatwood is still giving Cubs fans nightmares. On Wednesday against the Royals,...

Yu Darvish resigns to not pitching again this season, begins rehearsing game 7, 10th inning rain del

It’s been a rough start to Yu Darvish’s Chicago Cubs career. He began by starting eight games with a 4.95 ERA and a 1-3 win-loss record...

Pitching coach visits mound with purpose nearly forgetting he had nothing to say

With the game tied at two in the top of the 4th, one out and runners on the corners for the Reds, Cubs’ pitching coach Jim Hickey made...

Sad news: Illness limits broadcast legend Pat Hughes to speaking only in paid advertisements:“Fans w

It’s a sad day for baseball fans everywhere as the Chicago Cubs’ legendary announcer, Pat Hughes, can no longer think for himself and...

Who will boom and who will bust in the 2018 NBA draft class and why Trae Young’s shorts-suit matters

It’s NBA draft season which means it’s prime time for stories about hard work, phrases such as “high ceiling,” “stretch four,” and “chip...